Gtalk. Virat is waiting for his online date and junior in college Shyamolie.
Iceberg: Just Virat thanks. And we were talking bout...
Smiley: Lol! about? :-p
Iceberg: Tell me, do u think your sex life after marriage will sort itself out Just like that..?
Smiley: Me and my husband to be both of us would have some needs.
Smiley: I have no clue but they say I have great appetite for sex. Though I obviously tend to curb my desires etc. :-D
Iceberg: Who Says? And how do they know?
Smiley: I mean my ex and a few other men I have known or who have known me :) Like through spending time close to each other and all even if you avoid penetration you can still understand na?
Iceberg: Hahaha. You’re cute. Sorry but it’s really funny.
Smiley: what? funnnnyyyy??????? How so?
Iceberg: Okay tell me this how far have you gone with some one?
Smiley: no way! I shan't tell you Do you feel bad?
Iceberg: Nah I don’t feel bad, Let me guess, second base with a little petting
I cud make out your virgin with the way u write. U write well but u have certain innocence about your lines.
Smiley: how could you guess that via my writings? Impressive:-p
Iceberg: A certain naivete
Smiley: but I am not exactly that because I gain my experiences through reading OK?
Iceberg: Well you’re 21 now maybe it’s time have your own experiences.
Smiley: tell me something.
Smiley: how could you tell through my poems?
Iceberg: Tell what?
Smiley: how can anybody say am innocent through my writings?
Iceberg: Are you being sarcastic?
Smiley: Why would I? I want to know. Tell meeeeeee! Virat!
Iceberg: Well no one writes that way anymore, the Emily Bronte Wuthering heights style. If u weren’t naive your Victorian style of writing would be peppered with a little more pragmatism. Sort of like a lot more Sylvia Platt. Then I realised u were Victorian bout sex but not about relationships and it made sense.
Smiley: so sweet
Iceberg: And only a virgin would glorify her first time.
Smiley: what? Meaning? Say it!
Iceberg: Shut up man! Am in a bus standing and typing!
Iceberg: meaning my very naive friend. That everyone who has had sex knows that the worst time is short, painful and highly overrated.
Smiley: wow. Okay
Iceberg: Only someone who’s not had sex would talk about "giving in body and soul"
Smiley: hahaha! You make me laugh
Iceberg: Am glad. It’s like you’re expecting a mills and boons novel when in actuality sex is a XXX film, messy and painful at least at first.
After that it’s what you and your partner make it.
Smiley: omg! Maybe... Am sure as hell it hurts too much, physically lesser than mentally if done with a wrong person. Am I wrong?
Iceberg: Yes you are wrong
Smiley: really? Can you explain?
Iceberg: It will hurt either ways. And the right person will realise this and know when to back off. Also he will try his utmost to keep u completely at ease But it will still hurt. Slowly the pain will be more bitter sweet and later if u do it right it will be only pleasure
Smiley: wow! Makes so much sense! :)